Wanted for crimes against unattended desserts!!! Don’t be fooled by the buttery, laminated charm of these Beat Gs. Ignore the cartoon scent trail curling through the air, beckoning like a windowsill pie with zero supervision. Go ahead, slip them on. Next thing you know, you're elbow-deep in pastry, demolishing fruit pies with zero witnesses and even less restraint. It’s a slippery slope, but this life of delicious crime looks good on you. (P.S. You’ve got a little boysenberry in your right nostril.)
